Aggressive Mediocrity, Inc.

Background
This is Tom Kapinos' vanity card.

1st Logo (August 13, 2007-June 29, 2014)
Visuals: On a black background, full of washed white particles, "AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRITY INC." is shown in a hasty barbaric font.

Technique: A still, digital graphic.

Audio: The ending theme of the show.

Availability: Seen only on Californication.

2nd Logo (October 15-December 10, 2017)
Visuals: There is a bulldog wearing Santa's hat and looking at us. The hat's base has the text "Serif" in Brush Script on it.

Technique: A live-action photograph.

Audio: A bulldog bark.

Availability: Seen on White Famous.