Teletoon

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Background: From their debut all the way to August 1998, Teletoon began airing IDs which were based on individual planets with their own unique art-style which will change after a certain period of time passes. Claymation for the morning, cel-animation for afternoon, collage-animation for the evening, and paper-mache at night. At around August 1998, these were replaced by more generic / regular IDs. Some of them being made by Guru Animation.

Planet Spin Filler / General I.D (1997 - 1998)
Nicknames: "Teletoon Planets", "Ahhh"

ID: On a starry space background, a golden telescope is seen, with the refractor spinning around clockwise once before lifting itself up a little with the aperture pointed right in front of the screen and zooms in with the refractor turn back and forth a little until the camera zooms right into the lens. Through the lens, the telescope focuses on 4 completely different planets, each with their own unique look and set against a barrage of stars : A pink planet, rotating counterclockwise on its Y-axis, which is filled with craters either seemingly alive, filled with alien creatures, or vacant. This is the morning planet and is made with claymation. A metal planet, rotating counterclockwise on its X-axis at a slight angle, which appears to be sketchy, rough, and haphazardly built with multi-colored parts jutting out from the pale blue surface. This is the afternoon planet and is made with flat 2D animation. A strange planet, which doesn't rotate, which has a pink/blue gradient sky and has several things going on at once. This is the evening planet and is made with collage animation. It does have a fisheye look to it. A dark planet, which rotates clockwise on its X-axis, which appears to be small but has several tall skyscrapers jutting from it, all seemingly dark and deteriorated. This is the night planet and is made with paper-mache animation. After the night planet moves away, the lens zooms in and the Teletoon logo at the time slides in to the left. It consists of "TELE" in a tall blue font with raised tops on the E's (possibly to be cross-compatible for the French version, which has acute accents over them) and "TOON" in a handwritten font, which has filled sections in the O's, blue circles, and a red swish below it, forming a smiling face. The logo also switches through 4 different variants in the same style as their planets. The 2D version has the eyes move, and the night version has the letters pop forwards, but all of them shake slightly and move a bit.

FX/SFX:Everything, this was all done with claymation, paper-mache, college, and cel animation from Cuppa Coffee Studios.

Music/Sounds:A somewhat chaotic and strange tune, with several voices, noises, and instruments heard throughout. When the Teletoon logo appears, a 3-note whistling tune can be heard, which would be the main theme for the channel.

Availability:Extinct. This was seen on the launch.

Editor's Note: The bizarre music and confusing concepts can pretty much unnerve those who seen it for the 1st time.

Morning Planet: Tugg-a-War (1997 - 1998)
Nicknames: "Zone 1: Tuggawar, Tuggawar

ID:We see two muscled aliens on the pink morning planet struggling to pull a rope, we then pan to the right to see a red little alien pinching onto the rope only with his right hand while observing his left hand and then faces towards the screen and waves. Then the Teletoon logo, smushed into a ball, is seen coming from the top of the screen and is then the ball reverts back into the Teletoon logo. The action behind the logo then is blurred and a blue border is seen surrounding it while the letters and the face on the logo starts to shake a little.

FX/SFX:Claymation from Cuppa Coffee Studios.

Music/Sounds:An bass-like theme, the aliens struggling, and a joyful version of the Teletoon Theme.

Availability:Extinct.

Editor's Note: None.

Morning Planet :Silly Symphony (1997 - 1998) Teletoon Silly Symphony (1997)

Nicknames: "Zone 1: Silly Symphony,Singing Aliens

ID: We see a pink planet in a blue, cloudy background. We then cut to four aliens, one of them being their maestro As the maestro starts pointing at one of the aliens, that said alien starts to hold a note, before another one starts holding a higher note, and lastly another one holds a higher note for a while, all singing together in a duo, before eventually, the Teletoon logo appears in the same way as the previous logo.

FX/SFX: Same as "Tug-a-War"

Music/Sounds: TBA

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None.

Morning Planet: Hot Soup (1997 - 1998)
Nicknames: "Zone 1: Hot Soup,Alien Soup

ID: We see a red alien (not the same one as the Tug of War ID) is seen with a spoon on a crater filled with bubbling soup, the alien then scoops a bit of soup with his/her spoon and blows it right into the screen with the soup covering up the entire screen in green and then a ball is seen that forms into the shaky Teletoon logo (just like the "Tug of War" ID).

FX/SFX: Same as "Tug-a-War"

Music/Sounds: The soup bubbling, the alien picking up & blowing on it, and a joyful rendition of the Teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None.

Afternoon Planet: Magneto Woman (1997 - 1998) Teletoon Magento Woman (1997)Teletoon Magneto Woman (1997)

Nicknames: "Zone 2: Magneto Woman, Magnet Lady

ID:We see the afternoon planet on a strange purple space background while all surrounded with floating vehicles, we then see a view of the surface of the planet which we can see multi-colored buildings and houses, we then zoom into the window of a purple/blue house and into a room in the house with the door is seen getting knocked down from a robot after couple of attempts of trying to, he then steps closer to the screen and grabs a magnet and points it directly towards the screen which then flashes into a different view with it viewed possibly on some TV screen, the colors turn all green expect for the magnet and the robot's skirt, two metal nuts are seen getting stuck into the screen from the magnet and then the Teletoon logo, then the ID behind the logo is blurred and the logo is seen shaky a little in a different way than the other Planet IDs.

FX/SFX: Cel animation from Cuppa Coffee Studios.

Music/Sounds:A futuristic theme, robotic noises, metal clanking when the robot hits the door, a array of sounds as the robot approaches, and a sci-fi ish version of the Teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None.

Morning Planet: The Big Slurp

(1997-1998)

Logo: We see a pink planet in a blue, cloudy background. (same as Silly Symphony), then we cut to craters (3 of them are different colors) and an yellow alien appears, drinking the craters with a straw. Then we zoom in to a blue alien with eyes, then a second later, it's eyes pop out, showing the Teletoon logo.

FX/SFX: Same as "Tuggawar", "Silly Symphony", and "Hot Soup".

Music/Sounds: A chorus note, a slurping sound, and a joyful rendition of the Teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: The eyes popping out can scare some people.

Afternoon Planet: Magneto Woman (1997-1998)
Logo: We see the afternoon planet on a strange purple space background while all surrounded with floating vehicles, we then see a view of the surface of the planet which we can see multi-colored buildings and houses, we then zoom into the window of a purple/blue house and into a room in the house with the door is seen getting knocked down from a robot after couple of attempts of trying to, he then steps closer to the screen and grabs a magnet and points it directly towards the screen which then flashes into a different view with it viewed possibly on some TV screen, the colors turn all green expect for the magnet and the robot's skirt, two metal nuts are seen getting stuck into the screen from the magnet and then the Teletoon logo, then the ID behind the logo is blurred and the logo is seen shaky a little in a different way than the other Planet IDs.

FX/SFX: Cel animation from Cuppa Coffee Studios.

Music/Sounds: A futuristic theme, robotic noises, metal clanking when the robot hits the door, a array of sounds as the robot approaches, and a sc-fi ish version of the Teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None.

Afternoon Planet: Robots (1997-1998)
Logo:We see the afternoon planet on a strange purple space background while all surrounded with floating vehicles (same as Magneto Woman), then we cut to a robot zapping with his eyes, and chasing other robots, and zapping again, but this time, it's mirrored. Then the robot moves again, then we go down to a dog. He is sniffing at the robot's foot, then he lifts his foot up, peeing on the robot, causing a short circuit After 2 seconds, we cut to the dog, smiling, with the robot (who's still flashing), after 2 seconds, then the screen becomes blurry and the Teletoon logo zooms out.

FX/SFX: Same as Magneto Woman.

Music/Sounds: A futuristic theme, zapping, the dog sniffing, the flashing, and a sci-fi rendition of the Teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: The flashing from the robot can cause epilepsy to sensitive viewers, and the dog may remind you of the Trollface.

Afternoon Planet: Bruce's Comeuppance

(1997-1998)

Logo: We see a fish swimming through the sea, smiling. Then we cut to a whale swimming too and the fish reappears, after a few seconds, he got shocked, than the whale chomped him. Then the Teletoon logo appeared.

FX/SFX: Same as "Magneto Woman" and "Robots".

Music/Sounds: A synth layer that sounds similar to the Jaws theme, and then the Teletoon theme after

Availability: Extinct. Only a second of this was found in one of Cuppa Coffee Studios' promos. The full ID has been lost, but now found on YouTube by someone called The Eye.

Editor's Note: Very reminiscent to Jaws and New York in the 2000s.

Afternoon Planet: Birdbrained

(1997-1998)

Logo: We see a bird flying around Toronto. The camera turns to the bird who's flying gets increasingly fast. The bird hits the screen, breaks with his brain coming out, and he falls down then the Teletoon logo appeared.

FX/SFX: Same as "Magneto Woman", "Robots", and "Bruce's Comeuppance".

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None.

Evening Planet: The Parade

(1997-1998)

Logo: On a neighborhood road, we see an audience of people, animals, and heads on the street along some holding balloons with the Teletoon face on it. On the road, we see a parade of a family with musical instruments as bodies, we first see three of them, a mom with a violin body, a dad with a accordion body, a boy with a trash can body he uses as a drum which in one point screams. We then see a baby with a french horn body with a pacifier in his/her mouth, he then takes it out of his mouth and the pipe of the french horn with a tongue and a first set of teeth can be seen coming out of his mouth, then shattered specs are seen gathering up to form the Teletoon logo while also shaking a bit.

FX/SFX: Collage-Animation from Cuppa Coffee Studios.

Music/Sounds: The people singing in the parade, the kid saying "Tooon", and the baby yelling out the Teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: The strange, bizarre noises at the end, as well as the surreal animation and the odd baby, will be likely to throw many off.

Evening Planet: The Honeymooners

(1997-1998)

Logo: On a road, we see a man and a woman in a yellow/white vintage car with a Teletoon logo seen on a license card on the bottom front of the car, the car then runs over to a strange-looking head which triggers the car to rapidly shape shifts into various shapes and stops shifting to show the car into a deformed condition. We then see the back side of the car to show two kids/babies sitting in back of the car. We then see Teletoon logo coming into the screen (the same way it did as the "Parade" ID).

FX/SFX: Same as "Parade".

Music/Sounds: A choir consisting of 'Aahs ', an array of sounds when the car shapeshifts, the spring as the logo forms, and a whistled version of the Teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note:

Evening Planet: Postie's Revenge

(1997-1998)

Logo: We see the afternoon planet in front of a black background and is surrounded by white hands in the shape of fists and flies, the mouth attach onto the house eats one of the flies, we then see a delivery man with a package is seen walking on a street and whistling, a dog with human head then runs up and barks into the man while the man stops walking and whistling and then a giant pig-like monster with old granny glasses and a long red accordion/spring like body then pops out the box and eats the dog. Then the Teletoon logo appears(the same way it did as the "Parade" and "Car" IDs).

FX/SFX: Same as "Parade" and "Car".

Music/Sounds: An array of random noises as the planet shows up, the mailmen whistling, the dog barking & whining, a cartoony spring sound as the pig monster pops up, and a whistled version of the Teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: The postman was thought to be Chris Mullington, but this was not confirmed.

Evening Planet: Kafka und Kake

(1997-1998)

Logo: We see the afternoon planet in front of a black background and is surrounded by white hands in the shape of fists and flies, the mouth attach onto the house eats one of the flies (same as Postie's Revenge), we then see food, then it opens up to reveal 3 strange creatures having a picnic. Later, a creature panics, then 2 creatures run away, the first was the panicking one, then the screen becomes blurry, than a hand hits the creature, making the Teletoon logo appear.

FX/SFX: Same as "Parade", "The Honeymooners", and "Postie's Revenge".

Music/Sounds: An array of random noises as the planet shows up, a choir consisting of ' aahs ', buzzes, A creature panicking, and a 'iih ' rendition of the Teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: The hand hitting the creature is unnecessary, and the creatures themselves are also freaky. It can scare many people.

Night Planet: Peeping

(1997-1998)

Logo: We see the night planet surrounded with a few other planets, we then pan through city buildings on the planet and we then see the through the windows on one building, the first window we see is basically nothing but a green thing (possibly a curtain) on the right, then the next window we see is a guy wearing a white tank top and a woman kissing, the next window shows a woman rising up, we then pan to one more window showing a guy taking his tie and glasses off and then a woman with a black dress is seen coming from the left of the window and closing the curtain, we then fade in to the shaky Teletoon logo on a black background.

FX/SFX: Paper-mache animation from Cuppa Coffee Studios.

Music/Sounds: An ominous theme, a array of sounds from the creatures, the green guy saying "Teletoon" backwards, and a spooky variant of the Teletoon theme

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: A rather creepy one, compared to the Zone 3 bumpers.

Night Planet: Death of a Ladies Man

(1997-1998)

Logo: We pan down to an area with small buildings, we then see a guy wearing a black jacket and red pants on the corner of a building and holding a hat (which looks like it may have been a police hat) which he then puts on, a red foot with a high heel on is seen around the corner of the building with the leg moving up and down, we then see a close-up of the man moving his eyes toward the screen then looking back to the foot, we then see an isolated view of the ID and pans to the foot to reveal to be attached to a green monster, we then get another view of the monster until it the same Teletoon logo as the previous ID above fades in.

FX/SFX: Same as "Peeping".

Music/Sounds: An ominous theme, the woman's moans, a "bo-do-ding"-like sound effect, the monster's slurping / breathing noises, and a creepy version of the teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: This bumper was created to replace "Leg Man," as it was too violent, even for a nighttime adult-oriented block.

Night Planet: Cute Baby

(1997-1998)

Logo: We pan down to an area with small buildings (just like the "Foot" ID), we then pan around a baby stroller left around the street, and then cuts to a different view which reveals a clown-like baby, we then get a close-up of the baby and starts to move a little and then the head opens up to reveal a mouth with sharp tooth and opens up to reveal another set of teeth but it turned vertically, then the second set of it opens up to reveal a tongue or a leech with a mouth and a pair of teeth on it and jumps into the screen which then the Teletoon logo fades in (the same one as the two previous IDs).

FX/SFX: Same as "Peeping" and "Death of a Ladies Man".

Music/Sounds: An suspenseful horror theme going louder in tone, kids laughing, the baby's coos & scream, and a creepy version of the Teletoon theme.

Music/Sounds Variants: One variant doesn't have the horror theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: The jumpscare from the baby screaming will definitely catch 2nd graders off guard, though this was intentional because this was a night-time block.

Night Planet: Crown Me

(1997-1998)

Logo: The beginning of Peeping, but at the 3rd window, we see a man and a woman playing a game of Checkers, each touching one, after a while, the Teletoon logo appears.

FX/SFX: Same as "Curtain", "Death of a Ladies Man", and "Cute Baby".

Music/Sounds: An ominous theme, shots, the man and woman moaning, and an eerie version of the Teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: The whip-cracks that were used in this logo were also used in Johnny Test, which would later air on the network 8 years later.

Night Planet: Leg Man

(1997-1998)

Logo:We pan down to an area with small buildings (just like the "Foot" and "Cute Baby"IDs), then we pan down to a creature hitting a wall with his head. Then he looks at a leg. Then we pan back to the creature but this time moving his head and hands around. Then we see the green monster from "Death of a Ladies Man". After that we cut to the Teletoon logo.

FX/SFX: Same as "Curtain", "Death of a Ladies Man", "Cute Baby", and "Crown Me".

Music/Sounds: An ominous theme, head-banging sounds, the creature saying some sounds and saying "Teletoon" backwards, and a creepy sound, followed by an eerie version of the Teletoon theme.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: This bumper was replaced by "Death of a Ladies Man" because it was too violent to stay on the air. Don't worry; this is the last scary ident. The next ones are much tamer.

Submarine & Whale

(2001-2002)

Logo: TBA.

Variant: A short variant exists where it cuts to the whale and the logo submarine.

FX/SFX:CGI animation done by "Guru Animation" (now known as "Guru Studio").

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: It's a cute ident, and 100% tame.

Ducks

(2001-2002)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX: Same as "Submarine & Whale"

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None.

Skateboard

(2001-2002)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX: Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None to low.

Space

(2001-2002)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo. (?)

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None to low, the music, the aliens, and the portal may get some.

Ducks

(2001-2002)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX: Same as "Submarine & Whale"

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None.

Chickens

(2003-2005?)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None.

Inuit Surf

(2003-2005?)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: TBA

Bobsleigh

(2003-2005?)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct. Only half of this ID was found.The full ID remains completely lost as of now.

Editor's Note: TBA.

Curling

(2003-2005?)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: TBA.

Space Cycles

(2003-2005?)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: Note.

Crab Playing Volleyball

(2004-2005?)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None.

Old Man

(2004?-2005?)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: The old man dying might unsettle those at first. But its mostly humorous.

Inuit Avalanche

(2004?-2005?)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None.

Cows

(2003-2005?)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None

Flytrap

(2007-2010)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX: CGI Animation by Spin Productions.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None

Obstruction

(2007-2010)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None

Letters

(2007-2010)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None

Gusher

(2007-2010)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None

Train

(2007-2010)

Logo: TBA.

FX/SFX:Same as previous logo.

Music/Sounds: TBA.

Availability: Extinct.

Editor's Note: None