Cinemassacre Productions

Background
Cinemassacre is the website and production company of James Rolfe, an indie filmmaker best known for his web series The Angry Video Game Nerd. The company was started around the mid-late 1990s and was originally called "Cinematica Productions" by Rolfe on a whim, but he changed it in 2000 when he found out there was already a TV studio with the same name. The studio's website also launched in 2000, and specializes in horror and comedy. Rolfe states that the name symbolizes the force to keep going if things look like they can't be finished, hence to "Cinemassacre" through it all.

1st Logo (Early 2000s)


Logo: We see the basis of what the 3rd logo will look like, but over the logo, we see JAMES ROLFE's above it, and "PRODUCTIONS" below it, "CINEMASSACRE" is in, and the chainsaw drips blood three times with a puddle underneath.

Trivia: The logo was designed and animated in Mario Paint for the SNES.

FX/SFX: The blood dripping.

Music/Sounds: None, unless you count James Rolfe talking over the logo.

Availability: Seen very briefly on James Rolfe's college biography documentary, ROLFE: A No-Budget Dream. It also appeared on this Cinemassacre tweet, and again in the August 11, 2021 episode of Cinemassacre Podcast.

2nd Logo (February 27, 2007-)
Logo: A chainsaw is protruding from a camera (with two skulls on the film container). "CINEMASSACRE" is written across the chainsaw/camera. The chainsaw/camera zooms in.

Trivia: The teeth on the chainsaw are backwards.

Variants:
 * On early AVGN reviews with this logo, it is on a hellish fiery background.
 * On the AVGN episode "Star Trek", the logo is on a space background.
 * On the first trailer for Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie, the logo forms on an exploding background, and "CINEMASSACRE" forms one letter at a time in, then turns to.
 * On the AVGN episode "Superman 64", the logo has been replaced with merely the text "impact" on a black background with blood splattered around it.
 * On You Know What's Bullsh*t, a custom variation is used. The Cinemassacre logo is present against a field with "Presents" under the logo. A bull then comes in as the logo fades out and squirts a comical amount of feces. The show's name appears in, black outlined, Squigglevision-like animated letters as the bull walks off and James Rolfe shouts out the show's name.
 * When the show was revived in 2014, a completely different variant was used, showing a cel-shaded CGI bull, again, defecating a large pile of feces, before the new logo lands on it with the Cinemassacre logo above.
 * Starting with the episode, "The Word 'Bimonthly'" and ending with "Bed Sheets", a new variant was used. The logo appears on a chalkboard background, looking like as if it was drawn with chalk, with the word "PRESENTS" below it. A hand then comes in from the left with a chalkboard eraser, wiping the logo away and revealing a cartoon bull drawn with white outlines on the right. Several feces then land right next to the bull as "YKWBS" on a gray piece of feces pops up above them.
 * In 2013, the logo was redesigned, where the "CINE" is in black with the camera, and "MASSACRE" is in . Also, the chainsaw has sharper edges and there isn't a skull and crossbones on it anymore.
 * At the end of most current Cinemassacre videos, ".COM" is placed below the redesigned logo.
 * On newer episodes of James And Mike Mondays, the updated logo is on a background that zooms out to show many game cartridges.
 * On the Board James episode "Dream Phone", the updated logo has "A" above, and "PRODUCTIONS" below.
 * On Board James starting with the "Omega Virus" episode, a 3D printed version of the updated logo zooms in on a dark background. This was created by A Pyro Design, and you can see how it was made in this video here.
 * On the AVGN's 12 Days of S**tsmas series of reviews, the 3D printed logo is an ornament on a Christmas tree.
 * On the AVGN episode "Atari Jaguar Part 1", the logo is imposed over the Atari Jaguar logo, replacing the word "JAGUAR" and leaving two big ominous eyes (a la the Fabrica or Vadimon logos).
 * At the end of the AVGN episode "Alien 3", the Nerd jumps into molten lava. On the way down, the logo bursts out of his chest (a parody of the movie).
 * On the AVGN episode "Resident Evil Survivor", the logo is black on a white square, which turns and zooms out to reveal a barrel that then gets stepped on.

FX/SFX: The zooming of the chainsaw/camera.

Music/Sounds: Depends on the video. It may use:
 * A brief 6-note electric guitar tune repeated twice, accompanied by sounds of explosion and whooshes (from GameTrailers/ScrewAttack logo combo).
 * A snippet of "Item Room Ambiance" from Super Metroid, consisting of slightly creepy ambient beeps accompanied by a low-sonic drone, also accompanied by the same sound effects as above (again, from GameTrailers/ScrewAttack logo combo).
 * The opening theme of the game.
 * On You Know What's Bulls**t, a banjo tune plays.
 * On the new Board James variant, the opening theme plays, which is an ominous horror-esque tune with a choir.
 * On the 12 Days of S**tsmas variant, an instrumental version of "The 12 Days of Christmas" plays.

Music/Sounds Variants:
 * On the AVGN episode "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties", the logo has an abridged version of Kirin Entertainment's 1st jingle.
 * On the AVGN two-parter "Atari Jaguar", the melody from the Atari Jaguar start-up screen is used, accompanied by a synthesized whoosh (inherited from the ScrewAttack logo). On the 2nd part, the jaguar's growl is heard at the very end.

Availability: Seen on The Angry Video Game Nerd starting with the episode "Ghostbusters", as well as most of James Rolfe's other videos. Current prints of most AVGN episodes made before 2012 plaster the GameTrailers/ScrewAttack logo combo.

Editor's Note: This logo is a favorite among fans of James Rolfe's work.

3rd Logo (December 16, 2013)
Logo: On a black background, we see a dented clapboard with blood splattered around it. In front of the clapboard is the text: CINEmassacre PRODUCTIONS in a red, grungy font. The title for the review it appeared on is seen below.

FX/SFX: None.

Music/Sounds: None.

Availability: Only seen on the AVGN episode "Rocky (SMS)".

Editor's Note: Since the 2013 logo already debuted before this, it can be deemed as a wasted logo. The logo itself, however, is very fitting for the company's name, and is also designed pretty well.

4th Logo (July 21, 2014)


Logo: On a gradient background, a blank version of the previous logo (the pre-2013 version) is seen at an angle, as the chainsaw quickly protrudes with fire effects. We then pan out and the word "CINEMASSACRE" from before flies to its place, flashing when it finally does. The logo then fades out.

FX/SFX: The chainsaw and the pan.

Music/Sounds: A chainsaw revving, and then deep whooshes. When the flash happens, a laser sound is heard.

Availability: Only seen on Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie.