Unknown Warning Screens

Not to be confused with Macrovision.

(Late 1980s?)
Nicknames: "The Humorous FBI Warning", "The Lazy FBI Warning", "Blah Blah Blah"

Warning: On a white background, we see a fire engine red banner containing the white shadowed text "FBI" in the middle. Below it is the black text "WARNING", and "FEDERAL LAW PROVIDES SEVERE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 5 YEARS IN PRISON, SEVERE EMBARASSMENT AND POTENTIAL BAD LUCK, SO PLEASE DON'T COPY THIS VIDEO!" in a computerized font. It then cuts to another screen with a tangerine background and some more warning text, stylized much like the second screen in Walt Disney Home Video's orange FBI warning screens.

FX/SFX: None.

Music/Sounds: None.

Availability: Unknown. It is said to be on a children's VHS that, at least according to episode 23 of the internet webseries Oddity Archive, was released by "Macrovision Scientists", but was later realized that it was a joke to the previous warning from the episode. Even the title of this video company is unknown.

Legacy: This is a funny and creative warning, much like the ones from Deal-a-Meal.