Aggressive Mediocrity, Inc.

Background
This is Tom Kapinos' vanity card.

1st Logo (August 13, 2007-June 29, 2014)
Logo: On a black background, full of washed white particles, "AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRITY INC." is shown in a hasty barbaric font.

Technique: None.

Music/Sounds: The closing theme of Californication.

Availability: Seen only on Californication.

Legacy: The darkness of the logo and ugly font may get to some. This looks like something you would see scratched into a bathroom stall.

Logo (October 15-December 10, 2017)
Logo: We see a bulldog wearing Santa's hat and looking at us. The hat's base has the text "Serif" in Brush Script on it.

Technique: None.

Music/Sounds: A bulldog bark.

Availability: It's seen on White Famous.