Golumbia Video

Logo descriptions by Wyraachur Logo capture by Nightspears Editions by Wyraachur Video capture by BenIsRandom

Background: Golumbia Video is a Canadian video distributor in Brampton, Ontario that distributes old South Asian films to DVD. For further information, go here.

1st Logo: (2010-)

Golumbia Video (2010's?)

CAUTION: For your personal safety, do not call the numbers listed in the logo.

Nicknames: "Canada's Twist on FADYO", "The New Worst Logo Ever", "The Bottom of the Barrel", "FADYO's New Challenger", "The 2nd Cheesiest Logo Of All Time"

Logo: Against a static image of a starfield, we see a picture of the Earth fly from the lower left to the top of the screen. This is followed up by a poorly cut-out image of what is presumably another Earth fly from the lower right to the top of the screen. This is then followed up by what looks like a galaxy or a star going supernova (It looks more like some kind of marble) fly from the bottom of the screen to the middle, where it explodes. Once the explosion recedes, a reddish-yellow line with trails of red light begins to draw itself into existence, drawing itself into the shape of an elephant's head. Once it is drawn, a golden ring instantly appears behind the elephant, gleams, and then the whole thing zooms out, the words "GOLUMBIA VIDEO" appearing to the left and right of the elephant's head, the distributor's address and contact information appearing beneath it.

FX/SFX/: 16-bit-ish animation that looks like a 90s Flash animation

Music/Sounds: The earth's zooming past are accompanied by some kind of futuristic whooshing noise, the marble-nova is punctuated by a descending whistle like a firework has been launched, and the explosion is about as stock as you can get. A rock-like base line plays whilst the elephant's head is drawn in, and the same explosion noise is played when the ring appears, followed by a low rumbling.

Availability: Ultra rare if you live anywhere outside Brampton, as this is a local video rental store in the area. The logo was seen on a DVD copy of Talaash.

Editor's Note: This is just a poorly-done logo with bad sound quality and 16-bit animation that looks 20 years out of date. This logo is deemed by many on this wiki to be so bad it's good.