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This is for the future so I don't have to feel as pressured writing descriptions all at once.

To do:
 * Sumo.TV
 * Grazing Goat Pictures PVT LTD
 * #HuluIDs on Hulu Originals
 * AVID:Logos to be Described de-countrying
 * Triggerfish Animation Studios cleanup
 * Cartoonito IDs
 * Star Thrower Entertainment cleanup
 * Possibly a variants page for Best Brains?
 * Richard Williams Animation Studio
 * Universal Kids Originals cleanup
 * 700 Pictures cleanup
 * SolotresD cleanup
 * NWave Pictures cleanup
 * Sutter Ink cleanup
 * Exodus Film Group
 * Dog & Rooster Productions cleanup
 * Wide Pictures cleanup
 * Pinnacle Peak Pictures cleanup
 * Animagrad Animation Studio
 * GlenEcho Entertainment
 * The complete, fully described Nicole Kidman collection (AMC Theatres, UCI Cinemas, Odeon Cinemas, Filmstaden AB, and Finnkino)
 * Search 2022 PBS Kids recordings on YouTube for the new logo
 * Describe 3rd Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment logo
 * Rewrite BBC Three "Captain, Spider, and Pointer" descriptions
 * Third Eye Motion Picture Company 2nd logo
 * Inbred Jed's Homemade Cartoons
 * Cinemark XD
 * Pooja Entertainment
 * Hudlin Entertainment
 * Search Party
 * 413 Pictures
 * Magnavision Home Video
 * Genius Sonority
 * Regency Theatres
 * 1091 Pictures
 * Datasat Digital Sound cleanup
 * TBS IDs cleanup
 * Christie Vive Audio
 * MyHits TV animal ID
 * Sparkle Roll Media descriptions
 * Mann Theatres
 * Kodak ScreenCheck Program
 * Bona Film Group cleanup
 * Sil-Metropole Organisation cleanup
 * Gemini Film Circuit 2nd logo if I ever do feel comfortable enough to describe what in the fresh uncanny valley naked baby hell is going on here.
 * DVV Entertainment (likely when I'm done with Cinemark as it's a request from dad who said the logo was cool. He's right.)
 * Next after Cinemark and DVV I'm gonna try to clean up all the British ident pages. Maybe I'll do E4 IDs first.
 * Art And Animation Studio

13th Opening (2008-2012) (Segurito y el Gato Joe) (Chile)
Logo: These trailers showcase the adventures of ACHS insurance mascot Segurito (in his early design as a young boy wearing a safety helmet, not his current puppet redesign by the 31 Minutos creators) and Gato Joe, as Front Row Joe is known in Chile, as the former explains safety rules to the latter and frequently a reoccurring kid with glasses as well. Usually they have to do with safety in the theater, but some trailers are intended to teach non-theater related safety tips.

Variants:
 * Dentro de la Película ("Inside The Movie") (2008-2009): Front Row Joe and Segurito walk through a rainforest together, chatting happily. They are then shocked to find themselves surrounded by movie monsters, including Frankenstein's monster, a ghost, a King Kong-like gorilla, a robot, a UFO, a living monster truck, and two aliens that resemble the ones from Mars Attacks. Front Row Joe panics, swinging his arms. The camera swerves over to a tree covered in mushrooms with the glowing green sign "SALIDA/EXIT" on it. Front Row Joe points to the exit tree, terrified of what has to be done next. Sure enough, he is chased by all of the movie monsters as he lets out an odd scream. "DON'T PANIC!" yells Segurito, as he orders Front Row Joe to chill. He skids to a stop, and sure enough the movie monsters keep running ahead of him and crash into something offscreen, with a lost tire from the monster truck rolling into view. He winces at the sight for a second, before Segurito comes in and pulls down a blueprint. In blueprint stick figure style, it is demonstrated why you shouldn't leave things in the theater aisles as a stick figure sets down their backpack, and a stick version of Front Row Joe trips over it and falls flat on his face, his eyes turning to crosses. Stick Front Row Joe enters a theater door on the right and exits the one of the left, puzzling him as he scratches his head confused with a big "?" above him. A theater working stick figure with a megaphone guides stick Segurito, the stick figure that tripped Front Row Joe with their backpack, and stick Front Row Joe to calmly walk out of the theater. We then go back to the normal artstyle as Segurito continues to explain the blueprint to Front Row Joe and the movie monsters, with the gorilla wearing magenta glasses and taking notes on a notepad. He continues talking even as he and Front Row Joe use the tree exit, giving a peace sign. Front Row Joe and Segurito are now in the theater together, with Front Row Joe drinking his drink and Segurito eating popcorn. Someone's phone rings, and Front Row Joe shushes it. The camera zooms out to reveal that, to Front Row Joe's unease, many of the movie monsters (including a previously unseen yeti) are also watching the movie. While Front Row Joe remains uncomfortable, Segurito is as cheery as ever. The scene irises out over the face of the gorilla, giggling. A red and yellow starburst akin to a old cartoon title card appears, as the yellow text "ESTA FUE OTRA CARICATURA DE" ("THIS WAS ANOTHER CARTOON OF") folds over the top and the faces of Segurito and Front Row Joe zoom in. They move up a bit to make space for the ACHS and Cinemark logos to draw themselves in; the latter has the slogan "La mejor en cine" ("The best in cinema") below it. The URLs "www.segurito.cl" and "www.cinemark.cl" appear under their respective logos.


 * Evacuación ("Evacuation") (2010): Over a city so far below that all that can be seen are the lights of the buildings, we see some rather... familiar looking stars fly by before looping into a circle. Sure enough, the Paramount Mountain can be seen in the distance... but so can a very 20th Century Studios-esque spotlight. The stars circle the mountain in traditional fashion as we pan to an empty golden 20th Century Studios podium. The MGM ribbon flies down onto the podium, and a golden pegasus that looks like the one in the 1993-2015 TriStar Pictures logo slide upwards from its top once it settles into place; the clouds behind the Paramount Mountain appropriately look like the clouds in said logo and the 1993 Columbia Pictures logo. Instead of "Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer", the ribbon reads "PARAMONTANA GOLDEN FOX PICTURES". Taking the place of the absent lion, Segurito and Front Row Joe pop up into the center of the ribbon and introduce themselves. The set is raised upwards like it is part of the set on a stage, leaving just the Paramount Mountain and Columbia-TriStar clouds backdrop as purple curtains close over that too, leaving Segurito and Front Row Joe on the stage. Segurito speaks for a bit, before Front Row Joe holds up a green button labeled "SALIDA DE EMERGENCIA". We then see two audience members, a boy with goggles and headphones and a short haired girl with a green headband. Front Row Joe pops up behind them, startling them a little. We see from his point of view as he looks around the theater before locating the exit. Segurito enters from said exit, and leads the others, including the first appearance of the reoccurring boy with glasses, out of the theater. We iris into everyone entering the lobby as the boy with glasses panics. Segurito explains something to him, and Front Row Joe points at a green sign with the text "Via de Evacuación" and an arrow pointing right on it, which gets a full screen view. Front Row Joe walks up to an old lady and wiggles his eyebrows at her, almost like he is flirting. They link arms so that he can help her leave, but he walks a bit too fast and the lady is less like she is walking with him and more like she is getting dragged. Segurito explains as the glasses boy helps a woman in a wheelchair out of the theater. Outside the theater, the glasses boy and wheelchair girl catch up as Front Row Joe walks out with the old lady at a pace much more her speed, though she keeps stealing Front Row Joe's popcorn. By the end of it, there is no popcorn left, as Front Row Joe demonstrates by tipping the bucket sideways. Everyone laughs as we zoom out of the scene to see the surrounding parking lot. The same title card as "Dentro de la Película" closes the trailer.


 * En la Playa ("On the Beach") (2010):


 * Vamos a Cinemark ("Let's Go to Cinemark") (2011):


 * De Vuelta al Colegio ("Back to School") (2011):


 * Basura ("Trash") (2011):


 * Ingles en 3D ("English in 3D") (2012):

Technique: 2D animation by Zumbastico Studios and BITLS.

Music/Sounds:

Availability: Extinct.

Legacy: These are the last known Cinemark trailers with Front Row Joe.